Posts by Calebs Airplane

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Service meeting video....what a non-event

by sir82 in

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at our service meeting we saw the video of a jw explaining his beliefs about 1914.. it was.....well, "underwhelming" does not do it justice.

what is below "underwhelming"?

"boringly tepid"?.

Calebs Airplane

The question: "Does that make sense?" is realling asking: 'Are you reasonably smart?'.

It essentially forces the house holder to say YES every time...

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In your opinion: What is the average IQ of the Governing Body?

by LogCon in

i don't know if this question has been asked before,.

but, in any case,.

based on the comments of the governing body, at various conventions, annual meetings , info-mmercials, etcetara, etcetara, etcetera, [ i loved yule brenner in the king and i],.

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They all have the intellect of mediocre high school students.

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Most Jdubs are nice people, not really evil - give us all a break from this

by hamsterbait in

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Every time a dub says: "I can't wait for Armageddon to come", he's really saying: "I hope God would hurry up and kill my neighbors already so I can rummage through their homes and pick out the best one".

This religion breeds evil...

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SPANISH KINGDOM HALLS BEING SOLD-OFF?

by The Searcher in

according to the letter (link below) out of 705 kingdom halls in spain, 295 are being disposed of.. if someone can translate german/spanish, it would throw some light on the specifics.. http://www.bruderinfo-aktuell.de/index.php/brief-zum-koenigreichssaalbauprogramm-in-spanien/#more-948.

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Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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What Caleb's mom looks like when no one is around

by moomanchu in

jw
friends

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time magazine advertisment.. drugs will get you out in field service.

lol.

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hey!

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Signs In The Heavens

by Sentinel in

remember the reference in the bible where it says the moon turned to blood?

well, it didn't really; it was just a lunar eclipse.

we are about to experience it here tomorrow, nov. 8th.

Calebs Airplane

We had a visiting elder give a Sunday Public Talk about this some years ago. Somewhere in the middle of his talk he mentioned that the rockets which are used to launch military and TV satellites into orbit were also a part of the signs in the heavens... wtf...

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Anthony Morris III publicly admits that he doesnt enjoy Field Service

by Calebs Airplane in

2pm, january 9, 2010 san juan, puerto rico.... jws from all over the island take turns to use the biggest coliseum in the caribbean (jose miguel agrelot coliseum).

the big event... a brief 2-hour assembly featuring brooklyn bethel celebrities including anthony morris iii.

there had been a lot of excitement building up in the days preceding this event as there were rumors circulating that the society had a very special announcement to make.. after 2 ambiguous talks from 2 bethel speakers, anthony morris iii finally takes the stage and everyone is so thrilled to see him up close or on the big screen behind the stage.